New! Small Talker | Graphic Tee
Because socializing is hard… and honestly, 5 minutes is generous.
Ever show up to a social event, give it your all for five solid minutes… and suddenly need a nap, a snack, and complete silence? Yeah, same. This tee was made for those of us who hit “empty” right after the first “so, what do you do?”
Our “Out of Fuel After 5 Minutes of Talking” shirt is your official introvert badge—soft, witty, and just the right amount of sarcastic. It says everything your face is too polite to say: “I’m done now.” (and probably never wanted to say out loud anyway).
It’s for everyone who’s ever needed a nap after being social for too long.
You’re not antisocial—you’re just on low power mode.
Processing & Shipping:
Please allow 7–10 days for processing and shipping as we carefully craft and deliver your order. This ensures each tee is prepared with care and attention.
Because socializing is hard… and honestly, 5 minutes is generous.
Ever show up to a social event, give it your all for five solid minutes… and suddenly need a nap, a snack, and complete silence? Yeah, same. This tee was made for those of us who hit “empty” right after the first “so, what do you do?”
Our “Out of Fuel After 5 Minutes of Talking” shirt is your official introvert badge—soft, witty, and just the right amount of sarcastic. It says everything your face is too polite to say: “I’m done now.” (and probably never wanted to say out loud anyway).
It’s for everyone who’s ever needed a nap after being social for too long.
You’re not antisocial—you’re just on low power mode.
Processing & Shipping:
Please allow 7–10 days for processing and shipping as we carefully craft and deliver your order. This ensures each tee is prepared with care and attention.
Because socializing is hard… and honestly, 5 minutes is generous.
Ever show up to a social event, give it your all for five solid minutes… and suddenly need a nap, a snack, and complete silence? Yeah, same. This tee was made for those of us who hit “empty” right after the first “so, what do you do?”
Our “Out of Fuel After 5 Minutes of Talking” shirt is your official introvert badge—soft, witty, and just the right amount of sarcastic. It says everything your face is too polite to say: “I’m done now.” (and probably never wanted to say out loud anyway).
It’s for everyone who’s ever needed a nap after being social for too long.
You’re not antisocial—you’re just on low power mode.
Processing & Shipping:
Please allow 7–10 days for processing and shipping as we carefully craft and deliver your order. This ensures each tee is prepared with care and attention.
